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  • Win a date with ME, SlappyJack!

Features up and coming...
  • The mandatory POLLING function! Users will be able to add their own!

  • Fling anoyances with InsultBot and The Insult-O-Matic

  • Organize my postcards for me, cause I'm too damn lazy!

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