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   So you forgot the damn Username and/or password you picked yourself!

I try and I try and I try to learn you right, and this is how you repay me?

You are an embarrasment to the corps!

Maybe you should go get some of them free Video Professor CDs and learn how to "Download the Internet!"

You sure you're not using AOL?


Gimme your email address and I'll send you an email with your username and a new password.

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