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What the hell do users get?

Members of the SlappyJack Army can...

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  • have their postcard information automatically filled in.

  • someday when this site makes me rich... FREE FRUIT BASKETS!

  • Win a date with ME, SlappyJack!

Features up and coming...
  • The mandatory POLLING function! Users will be able to add their own!

  • Fling anoyances with InsultBot and The Insult-O-Matic

  • Organize my postcards for me, cause I'm too damn lazy!

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