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This is just other shit that I wrote in the past and now has no real place to go, but I'll be god-damned if its not gonna take up its rightful place in google's database of crap.

Old Indexes:

bill loves me Ho Ho Hutt my girls goodbye, wayne
my greatest fan bad bill! Flashy Slap Love that Hutt
Warning! malweed? Bud-E Xmas mannish boy
BlowTheDotOutYourAss COMMUNISM! Fucking Embarrassing-ass Pineapple athiesm
Napster Who are they? Work Mode Election 2000
Pets.com a Stebby X-Mas Unfrozen Caveman Coder Mmmmmm Doooughnuts
Stick-Man Code War Priceless

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