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stuff, titled, by title: list by date

untitled 15 Sep 2001
untitled 1 Feb 2007
!(journal) entry. 20 Oct 2000
"Does he have any aliases?" 9 Sep 2005
A note on a TV show... 23 Oct 2002
A note on Jerry Bruckheimer. 12 Jul 2001
a sex site isn't all fun, you know. 8 Dec 2000
a typical night in my life. 3 Dec 2000
a whole new year of bullshit to come. 2 Jan 2001
adservers. hunh. 4 Jul 2000
Adventures in Joblessness, Deux. 15 Jul 2003
Adventures in Joblessness, Trois. 18 Aug 2003
Advice for young girls? 6 Apr 2000
AGAIN with the Fuckin' Corporations. 3 May 2000
ah, warm afernoons. 30 May 2005
American Chopper, The Drinking Game. 16 Jul 2003
AN OPEN LETTER TO NBC 24 Feb 2010
and now a word from a random asshole... 5 Aug 2002
And That is Why.... 19 Aug 2008
anniversary. 20 Nov 2000
Another Fucking Crappy Non-Update. 18 Jan 2003
apparently, it's just my problem. 10 Jan 2001
Apparently, some people do get raises 15 Apr 2009
art my ass. 10 Aug 1999
as you will. 27 Jan 2005
ass, ass, and of course, my ass. 12 Oct 2000
At what cost, Spam? 6 Jul 2001
back to business 26 Sep 2001
back-up catch-up. 13 Feb 2001
banking trauma 21 Oct 1998
be like like Slappy... 18 Feb 2002
Been a while, huh? 9 Apr 2005
bite me! 6 Nov 2000
bleh. 28 Feb 2001
Bratley is a poo-head. 11 Jan 2000
bus pass please... 1 Mar 2000
cap hill summers 14 Jul 1998
cars, lawyers, and a PRINCSS. 14 Sep 1999
Chasing the ever-elusive 'man-woman' 9 Aug 2001
Christmas, it brings out the best in us all. 5 Dec 2001
cocksuckers! (and not in the good way) 19 Apr 2002
computers, people, and throbbing brains. 17 Sep 1998
concentration is not my strong point 28 Sep 1998
Congratulations to Texas! 23 Apr 2009
corporate wisdom. 28 Jan 1998
crappy turkey-day update. 28 Nov 1999
CrapTastic! 28 May 2001
Damnit. 23 Jun 2008
Dancer in the Dark 23 Oct 2000
date night in denver 12 Sep 1998
dickie. 29 Jan 2001
dildos and spankings and Lube, OH MY! 30 Sep 1999
Disneyfication 21 Feb 1999
Done Deal. 13 Oct 2004
drugs and etiquette. 7 Sep 1999
dumb-ASSES 30 Jan 2002
dumb. fucks. 18 Sep 2002
e m a i l . 26 May 1999
election commentary. 10 Nov 2000
erp! 2 Mar 2001
Exercises in Usability. 25 Apr 2001
exotic, erotic, assholish. 26 Oct 1999
feh. 31 Jul 2002
feh. 2 Nov 2005
Fight Junk Mail. 8 Mar 2003
fightin' wif da wife. 16 Dec 1999
fighting the important battles. 10 Feb 1999
filling space. 23 Jun 1999
Flag wavin'! Ya can't never be too patriotic! 11 Sep 2002
Fuck an Intern, it's a National Crisis. Fuck the country? Well... 9 Feb 2004
fuck it. fuck you. 13 Nov 2003
fuck you, Net-Temps, you moronic sack of shit assholes. 27 Feb 2001
Fuck your corporation. 26 Oct 2001
Fucking PEOPLE, PLEASE!. 7 Jan 2002
Fun with Craigslist.org. 21 Aug 2003
g e n e r a l p i s s i n e s s 13 Nov 1998
g e t t i n o l d . 25 Aug 1998
g o d d a m n i t 21 Apr 1999
Gamera and Bill Gates. 31 Mar 2001
Geek Toy Entertainment 18 Oct 2004
Gems in the Desert. 6 Dec 2003
general irritations. 21 Mar 1999
Gettin' yer War on. 19 Mar 2003
go purchase the new Pikadori album NOW. 1 Apr 2002
Go Read This. 18 Nov 2004
goddamn kids. 13 Jul 1999
goddamnit. 11 Sep 2001
good deeds in the castro. 1 Nov 2000
Gotta get some stamps. 27 Jun 2003
Gwyneth Paltrow's Breasts 24 Jan 1999
half-cocked emails. 18 Jul 2000
happy. valentine's. day. 13 Feb 2005
Harry Potter??? Isn't that a gay bar? 16 Nov 2001
hate mail. YEAH! 16 Feb 2000
Hell Freezes Over! 22 May 2004
her 15 minutes. 18 Jan 2001
here's yer fuckin' update. now shut up. 25 Sep 2004
Here's Your Fucking Update, Bitches. 1 Dec 2002
ho ho ho. 17 Dec 2001
HOLY COW! 20 Jun 2003
Housesitting! 13 Sep 2003
hunh ? 31 Aug 1999
hunting high and low. 17 Dec 2000
i don't care 10 Jan 1998
I fight not for what you say, but for your right to say it 15 May 1999
I give bad advice, but the results are kind of funny. sometimes. 24 Jun 2004
i got yer habits right here 6 Oct 1998
i so do not need this. 26 Jan 2001
I want my Mtv 3 Aug 1999
I'd pay a dollar to see that... 29 Sep 2001
i'm bored 16 Aug 2001
I'm not footing the bill for Your stupidity. 23 Sep 2008
i. am. old. 28 Aug 2001
Ignorance is no excuse. 16 Apr 2007
in leiu of actual content... 13 Jan 2002
in my office. 31 Jan 2002
In the Grid. 12 May 2004
Indiana Jones and The scraping of the bottom of the Monry Making Barrel 22 May 2008
it's all over. 26 Nov 2000
It's called the MILITARY for a reason, stupid. 24 Jul 2003
joblessness, quatre. 26 Sep 2003
Just a drop of info... 6 Aug 2001
just pathetic. 18 Jun 2001
just plain friggin' stupid. 6 Oct 2001
justice is served. 19 Dec 2000
justice? 25 Feb 2000
Karma - not always a bitch. 23 Mar 2007
keep on grindin on... 5 Jul 2000
Keep your religion out of my government. 27 Aug 2003
land of the free. 4 Jul 2003
life is so haaaaaaard. 22 Sep 2002
life with the girls 15 Jun 1998
Little Buddha sent me this. 23 Jan 2000
LIVE NUDE SLAPPYJACK! 19 Jun 2001
Livin' Las Vegas Loca. 2 Nov 2003
Losing my Religion, but finding Noodly Goodness 26 Aug 2005
MAIL CALL! 28 Oct 2002
maybe it aint so damn soverign. 14 Feb 2000
maybe they're not all gone yet. 24 May 2002
me at work, as if you all gave a good goddamn. 11 Oct 2001
men things. 3 Mar 2001
Mission to Mars? Imagine doin it on the MUNI! 29 Mar 2000
Monkeys! 29 Jul 2001
more christmas joy. 15 Dec 2000
MORE LIVE NUDE SLAPPYJACK! 30 Jun 2001
more movies 13 Aug 1998
More Olympic suckitude, fun at work, then some more suckitude. 28 Sep 2000
More on Why... 23 Aug 2008
moshin with bug 11 Oct 1998
movie talk 28 Jul 1998
movies are painful 22 Nov 1998
Movies, that Rock. 2 Aug 2004
movin thoughts. 21 Sep 1999
Much mucic, then I play volleyball with competitive assholes. 31 May 2004
my afternoon with berzerker-girl. 20 Jul 2000
My Asshole Friends 31 Oct 1998
My biggest fearr this week 1 Nov 2008
my mom now knows about my sex life... 5 Oct 1999
my page sucks. 7 Jan 1999
my pathetic life. 21 Feb 2002
mystery theft! 9 Aug 2000
napa and a sour grape or two. 19 Oct 1999
nation of imbeciles. 27 Jul 2000
net kooks 7 Feb 1999
Never go on Unemployment, or, The State of California is a giant clustefuck. 5 Aug 2005
NEWS FLASH: Power Out In Northeast 14 Aug 2003
News from PlasticLand. Ho Ho ho! 14 Dec 2003
No, I'm not dead yet. 22 Mar 2004
no. i don't like you, either. 10 Sep 2001
Notes From the Field. 31 Jul 2005
Notes from the Front: One man's thoughts on the Quokka Auction 27 Jul 2001
oh for the love of christ... 21 Mar 2002
oh my knees... 20 May 2002
oh, for the love of god... 3 Jun 2002
Oh, fucking spam some more. 18 Jun 2002
Oh, I'm Seizing the Day allright. 15 Aug 2003
ok, here's your fucking survey. 2 Nov 1999
Olympic suckitude. 21 Sep 2000
On my birthday... 28 Aug 2002
ooo! hackers! they're so scary! 9 Feb 2000
OOOooh I'm just a goy, that's all I'll ever be... 22 Oct 2001
Oscars Schmoscars. 26 Mar 2001
payin' and prayin' 10 Dec 1998
pissiness, and more pissiness. 27 Apr 2000
playing in the snow. 26 Oct 1997
please let this shit JUST BE OVER. 3 Sep 2002
political crapola. 20 Dec 2000
Politicians and Clowns. Redundant? 21 Jan 2004
politics suck (or: Kenneth Starr can Kiss My Ass. ) 18 Aug 1998
Pop Quiz! 6 Sep 2001
Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, The Drinking Game. 3 Sep 2003
questions, ver 2.0 9 Nov 1999
Rah Rah Rah! Go Fags! Go Fags! Rah Rah Rah! 9 Oct 2004
random blather. 20 Mar 2001
Rant for YOU - j.a.d.u. 8 Jul 2000
RE: men things. 5 Mar 2001
readin the logs 5 Aug 1998
reality check. 24 Nov 2001
rub THIS for luck. 30 Oct 2000
Sad. Sadder. Saddest. 7 Oct 2003
scenes from an inbox. 21 Mar 2000
SITREP. 12 Apr 2001
slap, on nap. 31 Jul 2000
Slappyjack Duped! 16 Jul 2001
SLUMLORDS? 1 May 2002
Snow. Fucking. Kill. Me. 30 Dec 2003
So how come I'm not getting any wiser? 17 Aug 2004
so i dont update. blow me. 14 Mar 2000
so its been a while... 16 May 2000
So that's that, part two. 22 Aug 2005
So that's that. 21 Feb 2005
so ya gots the urge, ya say? 28 Feb 2002
So, yeah, I'm okay. 7 Jul 2005
so. bad. 25 May 2005
Software for the Homeless. 7 Feb 2000
Some ineresting thoughts on the voting population. 12 Nov 2008
Some shit never changes. 28 Oct 2003
SPAM from Slags. 7 May 2001
Spammin' Suit-ass Non-tech FUCKHEADS. 4 Apr 2001
spooky chicken. 15 Nov 2003
Stupidity. 27 Mar 2003
style, or lack thereof. 12 Oct 1999
Suburbia. 29 Sep 2003
Such is my life. 2 Nov 2001
suits give me heartburn. 18 Feb 2001
summertime movies. 20 Jul 1999
super thoughts on a super bowl. 3 Feb 2002
Super Thoughts. 27 Jan 2003
takin' care of bidness. 13 Mar 2001
Teeth. Another thing to Lose in Las Vegas... 22 Oct 2003
Televised SlappyJack! 29 Oct 2006
terrible twos. 22 May 2000
that goddamn soccer. 10 Jul 1999
That which needs to be said. 29 Sep 2005
the baby club is recruiting! 24 Jul 2001
the blair witch meets my mom. 17 Aug 1999
the damn ring. 11 Feb 2000
The International Male. 3 Dec 2001
the joys of me. 7 Jul 2003
the last two weeks. 16 Jun 2001
The news from California 11 Aug 2003
The prostate. 21 Aug 2002
The Resume of George W. Bush 31 Jul 2003
THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE AND THEIR TELEMARKETING DEPARTMENT OF SCUMBAGS CAN KISS MY PASTY WHITE ASS. 23 Jun 2002
the world. ending. 17 Jan 2000
The Year In Review 3 Jan 2005
The Year so Far. 15 Jan 2004
Thirty-Four years Ago Today. 27 Aug 2003
This entry sucks. 28 Aug 1999
This is quite possibly the most sickest thing ever. 11 May 2001
Thoughts on MORE LIVE NUDE SLAPPYJACK! 2 Jul 2001
titanic outburst (wedding three) 2 Sep 1998
To the Lady in front of us at the midnight Wrangler's Game Last Night. 16 Dec 2008
Totally Awesome Conchords Hip Hop Extravaganza 23 Dec 2008
travel tales. 28 Sep 1999
tv is shit 14 Nov 1999
uh... 1 Mar 2001
users, corporations, myself - all assholes online. 23 Dec 1999
vacation. 29 Jun 1999
variuos bitching. 27 Jul 1999
Vegas Stupidity. 5 Apr 2004
Vegas, baby! 9 Oct 2002
video awards? 9 Sep 2000
Viva Las Vegas, MotherFucker! 17 Sep 2003
Weak-ass, yet informative, update for today 31 Jan 2000
Webstuff by SlappyJack, Ver 2.0 is comin! 31 Dec 1999
wedding thoughts 21 Jun 1998
wedding thoughts deux. 7 Jul 1998
What about the Dago Grammys? 14 Sep 2000
Why 1993 ruled. 12 Nov 2003
why i do this, and how you get here. 15 Feb 1999
Yes, there WAS a football game last sunday. 3 Feb 2004
Yes, Virginia, even ignorant fuckwits can be parents. 9 Oct 2003
Yet another entry about SPAM. 19 Feb 2003
Yet another reason baseball can suck my dick. 13 May 2003
you wish you were me. 18 Jul 2001

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