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stuff, titled, by date: list alphabetically

2010
AN OPEN LETTER TO NBC
24 Feb 2010
2009
Congratulations to Texas!
23 Apr 2009
Apparently, some people do get raises
15 Apr 2009
2008
Totally Awesome Conchords Hip Hop Extravaganza
23 Dec 2008
To the Lady in front of us at the midnight Wrangler's Game Last Night.
16 Dec 2008
Some ineresting thoughts on the voting population.
12 Nov 2008
My biggest fearr this week
1 Nov 2008
I'm not footing the bill for Your stupidity.
23 Sep 2008
More on Why...
23 Aug 2008
And That is Why....
19 Aug 2008
Damnit.
23 Jun 2008
Indiana Jones and The scraping of the bottom of the Monry Making Barrel
22 May 2008
2007
Ignorance is no excuse.
16 Apr 2007
Karma - not always a bitch.
23 Mar 2007
untitled
1 Feb 2007
2006
Televised SlappyJack!
29 Oct 2006
2005
feh.
2 Nov 2005
That which needs to be said.
29 Sep 2005
"Does he have any aliases?"
9 Sep 2005
Losing my Religion, but finding Noodly Goodness
26 Aug 2005
So that's that, part two.
22 Aug 2005
Never go on Unemployment, or, The State of California is a giant clustefuck.
5 Aug 2005
Notes From the Field.
31 Jul 2005
So, yeah, I'm okay.
7 Jul 2005
ah, warm afernoons.
30 May 2005
so. bad.
25 May 2005
Been a while, huh?
9 Apr 2005
So that's that.
21 Feb 2005
happy. valentine's. day.
13 Feb 2005
as you will.
27 Jan 2005
The Year In Review
3 Jan 2005
2004
Go Read This.
18 Nov 2004
Geek Toy Entertainment
18 Oct 2004
Done Deal.
13 Oct 2004
Rah Rah Rah! Go Fags! Go Fags! Rah Rah Rah!
9 Oct 2004
here's yer fuckin' update. now shut up.
25 Sep 2004
So how come I'm not getting any wiser?
17 Aug 2004
Movies, that Rock.
2 Aug 2004
I give bad advice, but the results are kind of funny. sometimes.
24 Jun 2004
Much mucic, then I play volleyball with competitive assholes.
31 May 2004
Hell Freezes Over!
22 May 2004
In the Grid.
12 May 2004
Vegas Stupidity.
5 Apr 2004
No, I'm not dead yet.
22 Mar 2004
Fuck an Intern, it's a National Crisis. Fuck the country? Well...
9 Feb 2004
Yes, there WAS a football game last sunday.
3 Feb 2004
Politicians and Clowns. Redundant?
21 Jan 2004
The Year so Far.
15 Jan 2004
2003
Snow. Fucking. Kill. Me.
30 Dec 2003
News from PlasticLand. Ho Ho ho!
14 Dec 2003
Gems in the Desert.
6 Dec 2003
spooky chicken.
15 Nov 2003
fuck it. fuck you.
13 Nov 2003
Why 1993 ruled.
12 Nov 2003
Livin' Las Vegas Loca.
2 Nov 2003
Some shit never changes.
28 Oct 2003
Teeth. Another thing to Lose in Las Vegas...
22 Oct 2003
Yes, Virginia, even ignorant fuckwits can be parents.
9 Oct 2003
Sad. Sadder. Saddest.
7 Oct 2003
Suburbia.
29 Sep 2003
joblessness, quatre.
26 Sep 2003
Viva Las Vegas, MotherFucker!
17 Sep 2003
Housesitting!
13 Sep 2003
Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, The Drinking Game.
3 Sep 2003
Thirty-Four years Ago Today.
27 Aug 2003
Keep your religion out of my government.
27 Aug 2003
Fun with Craigslist.org.
21 Aug 2003
Adventures in Joblessness, Trois.
18 Aug 2003
Oh, I'm Seizing the Day allright.
15 Aug 2003
NEWS FLASH: Power Out In Northeast
14 Aug 2003
The news from California
11 Aug 2003
The Resume of George W. Bush
31 Jul 2003
It's called the MILITARY for a reason, stupid.
24 Jul 2003
American Chopper, The Drinking Game.
16 Jul 2003
Adventures in Joblessness, Deux.
15 Jul 2003
the joys of me.
7 Jul 2003
land of the free.
4 Jul 2003
Gotta get some stamps.
27 Jun 2003
HOLY COW!
20 Jun 2003
Yet another reason baseball can suck my dick.
13 May 2003
Stupidity.
27 Mar 2003
Gettin' yer War on.
19 Mar 2003
Fight Junk Mail.
8 Mar 2003
Yet another entry about SPAM.
19 Feb 2003
Super Thoughts.
27 Jan 2003
Another Fucking Crappy Non-Update.
18 Jan 2003
2002
Here's Your Fucking Update, Bitches.
1 Dec 2002
MAIL CALL!
28 Oct 2002
A note on a TV show...
23 Oct 2002
Vegas, baby!
9 Oct 2002
life is so haaaaaaard.
22 Sep 2002
dumb. fucks.
18 Sep 2002
Flag wavin'! Ya can't never be too patriotic!
11 Sep 2002
please let this shit JUST BE OVER.
3 Sep 2002
On my birthday...
28 Aug 2002
The prostate.
21 Aug 2002
and now a word from a random asshole...
5 Aug 2002
feh.
31 Jul 2002
THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE AND THEIR TELEMARKETING DEPARTMENT OF SCUMBAGS CAN KISS MY PASTY WHITE ASS.
23 Jun 2002
Oh, fucking spam some more.
18 Jun 2002
oh, for the love of god...
3 Jun 2002
maybe they're not all gone yet.
24 May 2002
oh my knees...
20 May 2002
SLUMLORDS?
1 May 2002
cocksuckers! (and not in the good way)
19 Apr 2002
go purchase the new Pikadori album NOW.
1 Apr 2002
oh for the love of christ...
21 Mar 2002
so ya gots the urge, ya say?
28 Feb 2002
my pathetic life.
21 Feb 2002
be like like Slappy...
18 Feb 2002
super thoughts on a super bowl.
3 Feb 2002
in my office.
31 Jan 2002
dumb-ASSES
30 Jan 2002
in leiu of actual content...
13 Jan 2002
Fucking PEOPLE, PLEASE!.
7 Jan 2002
2001
ho ho ho.
17 Dec 2001
Christmas, it brings out the best in us all.
5 Dec 2001
The International Male.
3 Dec 2001
reality check.
24 Nov 2001
Harry Potter??? Isn't that a gay bar?
16 Nov 2001
Such is my life.
2 Nov 2001
Fuck your corporation.
26 Oct 2001
OOOooh I'm just a goy, that's all I'll ever be...
22 Oct 2001
me at work, as if you all gave a good goddamn.
11 Oct 2001
just plain friggin' stupid.
6 Oct 2001
I'd pay a dollar to see that...
29 Sep 2001
back to business
26 Sep 2001
untitled
15 Sep 2001
goddamnit.
11 Sep 2001
no. i don't like you, either.
10 Sep 2001
Pop Quiz!
6 Sep 2001
i. am. old.
28 Aug 2001
i'm bored
16 Aug 2001
Chasing the ever-elusive 'man-woman'
9 Aug 2001
Just a drop of info...
6 Aug 2001
Monkeys!
29 Jul 2001
Notes from the Front: One man's thoughts on the Quokka Auction
27 Jul 2001
the baby club is recruiting!
24 Jul 2001
you wish you were me.
18 Jul 2001
Slappyjack Duped!
16 Jul 2001
A note on Jerry Bruckheimer.
12 Jul 2001
At what cost, Spam?
6 Jul 2001
Thoughts on MORE LIVE NUDE SLAPPYJACK!
2 Jul 2001
MORE LIVE NUDE SLAPPYJACK!
30 Jun 2001
LIVE NUDE SLAPPYJACK!
19 Jun 2001
just pathetic.
18 Jun 2001
the last two weeks.
16 Jun 2001
CrapTastic!
28 May 2001
This is quite possibly the most sickest thing ever.
11 May 2001
SPAM from Slags.
7 May 2001
Exercises in Usability.
25 Apr 2001
SITREP.
12 Apr 2001
Spammin' Suit-ass Non-tech FUCKHEADS.
4 Apr 2001
Gamera and Bill Gates.
31 Mar 2001
Oscars Schmoscars.
26 Mar 2001
random blather.
20 Mar 2001
takin' care of bidness.
13 Mar 2001
RE: men things.
5 Mar 2001
men things.
3 Mar 2001
erp!
2 Mar 2001
uh...
1 Mar 2001
bleh.
28 Feb 2001
fuck you, Net-Temps, you moronic sack of shit assholes.
27 Feb 2001
suits give me heartburn.
18 Feb 2001
back-up catch-up.
13 Feb 2001
dickie.
29 Jan 2001
i so do not need this.
26 Jan 2001
her 15 minutes.
18 Jan 2001
apparently, it's just my problem.
10 Jan 2001
a whole new year of bullshit to come.
2 Jan 2001
2000
political crapola.
20 Dec 2000
justice is served.
19 Dec 2000
hunting high and low.
17 Dec 2000
more christmas joy.
15 Dec 2000
a sex site isn't all fun, you know.
8 Dec 2000
a typical night in my life.
3 Dec 2000
it's all over.
26 Nov 2000
anniversary.
20 Nov 2000
election commentary.
10 Nov 2000
bite me!
6 Nov 2000
good deeds in the castro.
1 Nov 2000
rub THIS for luck.
30 Oct 2000
Dancer in the Dark
23 Oct 2000
!(journal) entry.
20 Oct 2000
ass, ass, and of course, my ass.
12 Oct 2000
More Olympic suckitude, fun at work, then some more suckitude.
28 Sep 2000
Olympic suckitude.
21 Sep 2000
What about the Dago Grammys?
14 Sep 2000
video awards?
9 Sep 2000
mystery theft!
9 Aug 2000
slap, on nap.
31 Jul 2000
nation of imbeciles.
27 Jul 2000
my afternoon with berzerker-girl.
20 Jul 2000
half-cocked emails.
18 Jul 2000
Rant for YOU - j.a.d.u.
8 Jul 2000
keep on grindin on...
5 Jul 2000
adservers. hunh.
4 Jul 2000
terrible twos.
22 May 2000
so its been a while...
16 May 2000
AGAIN with the Fuckin' Corporations.
3 May 2000
pissiness, and more pissiness.
27 Apr 2000
Advice for young girls?
6 Apr 2000
Mission to Mars? Imagine doin it on the MUNI!
29 Mar 2000
scenes from an inbox.
21 Mar 2000
so i dont update. blow me.
14 Mar 2000
bus pass please...
1 Mar 2000
justice?
25 Feb 2000
hate mail. YEAH!
16 Feb 2000
maybe it aint so damn soverign.
14 Feb 2000
the damn ring.
11 Feb 2000
ooo! hackers! they're so scary!
9 Feb 2000
Software for the Homeless.
7 Feb 2000
Weak-ass, yet informative, update for today
31 Jan 2000
Little Buddha sent me this.
23 Jan 2000
the world. ending.
17 Jan 2000
Bratley is a poo-head.
11 Jan 2000
1999
Webstuff by SlappyJack, Ver 2.0 is comin!
31 Dec 1999
users, corporations, myself - all assholes online.
23 Dec 1999
fightin' wif da wife.
16 Dec 1999
crappy turkey-day update.
28 Nov 1999
tv is shit
14 Nov 1999
questions, ver 2.0
9 Nov 1999
ok, here's your fucking survey.
2 Nov 1999
exotic, erotic, assholish.
26 Oct 1999
napa and a sour grape or two.
19 Oct 1999
style, or lack thereof.
12 Oct 1999
my mom now knows about my sex life...
5 Oct 1999
dildos and spankings and Lube, OH MY!
30 Sep 1999
travel tales.
28 Sep 1999
movin thoughts.
21 Sep 1999
cars, lawyers, and a PRINCSS.
14 Sep 1999
drugs and etiquette.
7 Sep 1999
hunh ?
31 Aug 1999
This entry sucks.
28 Aug 1999
the blair witch meets my mom.
17 Aug 1999
art my ass.
10 Aug 1999
I want my Mtv
3 Aug 1999
variuos bitching.
27 Jul 1999
summertime movies.
20 Jul 1999
goddamn kids.
13 Jul 1999
that goddamn soccer.
10 Jul 1999
vacation.
29 Jun 1999
filling space.
23 Jun 1999
e m a i l .
26 May 1999
I fight not for what you say, but for your right to say it
15 May 1999
g o d d a m n i t
21 Apr 1999
general irritations.
21 Mar 1999
Disneyfication
21 Feb 1999
why i do this, and how you get here.
15 Feb 1999
fighting the important battles.
10 Feb 1999
net kooks
7 Feb 1999
Gwyneth Paltrow's Breasts
24 Jan 1999
my page sucks.
7 Jan 1999
1998
payin' and prayin'
10 Dec 1998
movies are painful
22 Nov 1998
g e n e r a l p i s s i n e s s
13 Nov 1998
My Asshole Friends
31 Oct 1998
banking trauma
21 Oct 1998
moshin with bug
11 Oct 1998
i got yer habits right here
6 Oct 1998
concentration is not my strong point
28 Sep 1998
computers, people, and throbbing brains.
17 Sep 1998
date night in denver
12 Sep 1998
titanic outburst (wedding three)
2 Sep 1998
g e t t i n o l d .
25 Aug 1998
politics suck (or: Kenneth Starr can Kiss My Ass. )
18 Aug 1998
more movies
13 Aug 1998
readin the logs
5 Aug 1998
movie talk
28 Jul 1998
cap hill summers
14 Jul 1998
wedding thoughts deux.
7 Jul 1998
wedding thoughts
21 Jun 1998
life with the girls
15 Jun 1998
corporate wisdom.
28 Jan 1998
i don't care
10 Jan 1998
1997
playing in the snow.
26 Oct 1997

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