Other sites I dig.
[ A little list from SlappyJack ]
I am well aware these things are never in the same order twice. Dick. [ Sort by: Name
Fuck the South
Now THIS is a rant.
she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...
It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.
Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Ill Will Press
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!
He's my fucking hero.
Possibly the best break-up letter ever.
Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.
Shizzolate yo websizzites.
People that suck
A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!
Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.
By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.
no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.
The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.
tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.
The Filthy Critic
Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.
quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.
Get yer workout on.
cool shit. really. it IS everything.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.
The Necro Tonz
Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!
My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable
Check 'em out! See them live!
Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
Mammonet--The First and Only Internet Mammogram
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.
Boob on the glass, please.
A-1 AAA AmeriCaptions
Kill days captioning pictures.
They do stuff.
Soda And His Million Piece Band
I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.
Most importantly: Go see them.
Get your Subnet on.
Light Trucks Increase Profits But Foul Air More than Cars
I'm just sayinn.
Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!
Foreign Terrorist Organizations
Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!
DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.
The Anti-Chain Letter
This should be my new autoresponder.
Too godamn good.
If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.
Which I am.
Postcards... with SECRETS.
The Best Page In The Universe.
I'm sorry, but it really is.
Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.
What would YOU do in an emergency?
The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!
Flip out. Kill People. Wail.
Meet the Pros
A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.
Bob the Angry Flower
If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.
The internet is shit.
really. It is.
This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
The Misanthropic Bitch
Karl is much smarter than I am.
"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.
I don't know. It's silly.
This American Life
Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.
This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."
EXRX Weight Training
At least he keeps his clothes on.
The most complete free workout site I've found.
Helpful crap, if you're a dork.
The Greatest Voicemail Message of All Time
Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.
The MDI Air Car
Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.
Best Error Page Ever
They even understand that
electricity IS NOT pollution-free.
The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive
So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.
10 worst album covers of all time.
Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.
Here's a sample listing:
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...
the Scandalous Diary of a Vegas Playgirl
hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye!
but this one is tasty.
Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?
Smoking. Is. Awesome.
Really. It is.
Mr. T Ate my Balls
This needs no comment.
Just go play and find out for yourself.
Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.
Temple ov thee Lemur
English Nerds. I love them.
The Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad
Speaks for itself, really.
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