Other sites I dig.
[ A little list from SlappyJack ]
I am well aware these things are never in the same order twice. Dick. [ Sort by: Name
What would YOU do in an emergency?
This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
The Greatest Voicemail Message of All Time
Karl is much smarter than I am.
Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.
The internet is shit.
really. It is.
The Best Page In The Universe.
I'm sorry, but it really is.
Mr. T Ate my Balls
This needs no comment.
Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!
This American Life
Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.
Get your Subnet on.
Postcards... with SECRETS.
Smoking. Is. Awesome.
Really. It is.
Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye!
Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?
I don't know. It's silly.
A-1 AAA AmeriCaptions
Kill days captioning pictures.
Foreign Terrorist Organizations
Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!
she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...
This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."
At least he keeps his clothes on.
quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.
DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.
People that suck
A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!
My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable
Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.
So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.
Ill Will Press
Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.
Here's a sample listing:
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...
He's my fucking hero.
Get yer workout on.
They do stuff.
Official weblog of Larry Halff.
The Filthy Critic
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!
Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.
Light Trucks Increase Profits But Foul Air More than Cars
I'm just sayinn.
The Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad
Speaks for itself, really.
EXRX Weight Training
The most complete free workout site I've found.
The Anti-Chain Letter
This should be my new autoresponder.
The MDI Air Car
Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.
the Scandalous Diary of a Vegas Playgirl
They even understand that
electricity IS NOT pollution-free.
hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
Soda And His Million Piece Band
but this one is tasty.
I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.
Most importantly: Go see them.
Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.
Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.
Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.
The Necro Tonz
By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.
no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.
Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!
Check 'em out! See them live!
cool shit. really. it IS everything.
Shizzolate yo websizzites.
Fuck the South
Now THIS is a rant.
Mammonet--The First and Only Internet Mammogram
Boob on the glass, please.
Too godamn good.
The Misanthropic Bitch
If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.
Which I am.
"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.
The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.
10 worst album covers of all time.
Temple ov thee Lemur
English Nerds. I love them.
Possibly the best break-up letter ever.
Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.
Just go play and find out for yourself.
The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!
Flip out. Kill People. Wail.
tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.
Bob the Angry Flower
If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.
Meet the Pros
A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.
Helpful crap, if you're a dork.
It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.
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