Other sites I dig.
[ A little list from SlappyJack ]
I am well aware these things are never in the same order twice. Dick. [ Sort by: Name
The internet is shit.
really. It is.
The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.
I don't know. It's silly.
tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.
A-1 AAA AmeriCaptions
Kill days captioning pictures.
Bob the Angry Flower
If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.
EXRX Weight Training
The most complete free workout site I've found.
Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.
The Greatest Voicemail Message of All Time
Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.
The Misanthropic Bitch
"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
Possibly the best break-up letter ever.
If I was smart, i'd write this good.
Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.
My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable
Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye!
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.
Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?
In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.
Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.
The Filthy Critic
By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.
no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.
Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.
The Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad
Speaks for itself, really.
DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.
Meet the Pros
A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.
Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Mammonet--The First and Only Internet Mammogram
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!
Boob on the glass, please.
People that suck
A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!
What would YOU do in an emergency?
Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!
she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...
The Anti-Chain Letter
This should be my new autoresponder.
Just go play and find out for yourself.
This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Mr. T Ate my Balls
Karl is much smarter than I am.
This needs no comment.
Postcards... with SECRETS.
Light Trucks Increase Profits But Foul Air More than Cars
I'm just sayinn.
The MDI Air Car
Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.
They even understand that
electricity IS NOT pollution-free.
Get yer workout on.
The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!
Flip out. Kill People. Wail.
Get your Subnet on.
They do stuff.
Fuck the South
Now THIS is a rant.
Helpful crap, if you're a dork.
Smoking. Is. Awesome.
Really. It is.
Too godamn good.
The Best Page In The Universe.
If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.
Which I am.
I'm sorry, but it really is.
the Scandalous Diary of a Vegas Playgirl
hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
but this one is tasty.
quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.
Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.
cool shit. really. it IS everything.
It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.
This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."
10 worst album covers of all time.
At least he keeps his clothes on.
Temple ov thee Lemur
English Nerds. I love them.
The Necro Tonz
Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!
Foreign Terrorist Organizations
Check 'em out! See them live!
Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!
Soda And His Million Piece Band
I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.
Most importantly: Go see them.
Shizzolate yo websizzites.
This American Life
Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive
Stream it. Love it. It's great.
So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.
Ill Will Press
Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.
Here's a sample listing:
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...
He's my fucking hero.
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