Other sites I dig.
[ A little list from SlappyJack ]
I am well aware these things are never in the same order twice. Dick. [ Sort by: Name
Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!
This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Bob the Angry Flower
Karl is much smarter than I am.
If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.
cool shit. really. it IS everything.
The Anti-Chain Letter
This should be my new autoresponder.
The Misanthropic Bitch
"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.
It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.
The Filthy Critic
Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.
quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.
They do stuff.
The Necro Tonz
Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!
The Best Page In The Universe.
Check 'em out! See them live!
I'm sorry, but it really is.
Get yer workout on.
Light Trucks Increase Profits But Foul Air More than Cars
I'm just sayinn.
Mammonet--The First and Only Internet Mammogram
Boob on the glass, please.
Shizzolate yo websizzites.
Helpful crap, if you're a dork.
Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.
Temple ov thee Lemur
English Nerds. I love them.
Official weblog of Larry Halff.
My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!
Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.
The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.
Postcards... with SECRETS.
The Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad
Speaks for itself, really.
Ill Will Press
He's my fucking hero.
Fuck the South
Now THIS is a rant.
she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...
The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive
So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.
The MDI Air Car
Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.
Here's a sample listing:
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...
Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.
Best Error Page Ever
They even understand that
electricity IS NOT pollution-free.
People that suck
A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!
This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."
At least he keeps his clothes on.
tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.
What would YOU do in an emergency?
Soda And His Million Piece Band
I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.
The Greatest Voicemail Message of All Time
Most importantly: Go see them.
Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.
Get your Subnet on.
EXRX Weight Training
The most complete free workout site I've found.
DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.
the Scandalous Diary of a Vegas Playgirl
hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
but this one is tasty.
Too godamn good.
Meet the Pros
If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.
Which I am.
A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.
Mr. T Ate my Balls
This needs no comment.
This American Life
Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
The internet is shit.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.
really. It is.
Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.
Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye!
By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.
no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.
Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?
Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.
Smoking. Is. Awesome.
Really. It is.
A-1 AAA AmeriCaptions
Kill days captioning pictures.
10 worst album covers of all time.
Foreign Terrorist Organizations
Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!
In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.
Possibly the best break-up letter ever.
Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.
The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!
Flip out. Kill People. Wail.
Just go play and find out for yourself.
I don't know. It's silly.
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