Other sites I dig.
[ A little list from SlappyJack ]
I am well aware these things are never in the same order twice. Dick. [ Sort by: Name
The Greatest Voicemail Message of All Time
Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.
Smoking. Is. Awesome.
Really. It is.
Temple ov thee Lemur
English Nerds. I love them.
Ill Will Press
He's my fucking hero.
Get yer workout on.
Get your Subnet on.
Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!
Shizzolate yo websizzites.
The Anti-Chain Letter
This should be my new autoresponder.
EXRX Weight Training
The most complete free workout site I've found.
I don't know. It's silly.
Just go play and find out for yourself.
Foreign Terrorist Organizations
Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!
Best Error Page Ever
The internet is shit.
really. It is.
Light Trucks Increase Profits But Foul Air More than Cars
I'm just sayinn.
This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Karl is much smarter than I am.
This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."
My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable
At least he keeps his clothes on.
Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.
Helpful crap, if you're a dork.
Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.
Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye!
Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?
Mr. T Ate my Balls
This needs no comment.
Possibly the best break-up letter ever.
Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.
Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.
10 worst album covers of all time.
The Best Page In The Universe.
I'm sorry, but it really is.
What would YOU do in an emergency?
cool shit. really. it IS everything.
The Misanthropic Bitch
"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.
she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...
quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.
tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.
Postcards... with SECRETS.
A-1 AAA AmeriCaptions
Kill days captioning pictures.
the Scandalous Diary of a Vegas Playgirl
hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
but this one is tasty.
The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.
It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.
The Necro Tonz
Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!
Meet the Pros
Check 'em out! See them live!
A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.
The MDI Air Car
Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.
They even understand that
electricity IS NOT pollution-free.
Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Mammonet--The First and Only Internet Mammogram
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!
Boob on the glass, please.
Fuck the South
Now THIS is a rant.
Bob the Angry Flower
If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.
The Filthy Critic
Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.
The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive
So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.
People that suck
Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.
Here's a sample listing:
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...
A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!
The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!
Flip out. Kill People. Wail.
DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.
Too godamn good.
This American Life
If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.
Which I am.
Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Soda And His Million Piece Band
Stream it. Love it. It's great.
I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.
Most importantly: Go see them.
They do stuff.
The Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad
Speaks for itself, really.
Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.
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By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.
no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.