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  Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.

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   like i got a legal section. fuckin' a right.

I did come up with a "manifesto" once...

SlappyJack.com promises to attempt the following at all times:

  1. Slappyjack.com stands for mocking corporations untill they get their greed-driven asses off of the web.

  2. Slappyjack.com strives to be a center of stupid activities, the reason we have a web in the first place.

  3. I will always be open to outside ideas.

  4. I will always, always, always shamelessly self-promote

  5. "To uphold the integrity and honesty that is Slappyjack, until a phat offer comes in from Coca Cola." *

  6. "To change the view of impressionable people who know little about the Internet and aren't sticklers for grammar and spelling." *

    * Filthy thought of those two. Deprecated: Function eregi() is deprecated in /htdocs/www/footer.phtml on line 74

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DID YOU KNOW? North Dakota has been shown to be able to produce
more electricty from wind power than THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF GERMANY?
Germany, however, outranks the United States in windmill production and
installation. Yeah. Let's vote a few more oil-money folks to the gub'ment.
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