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i have the same birthday as Jason Priestley


i have a resume, though it doesn't really apply right now. I got away from webshit and went back to being a stagehand.

of course, wanting to get away form computers and do some honest work for a living, they made me the network admin for the projections crew.

typical.

The show I work on? KA over at the MGM. It is very large.


six foot one. skinny. bald.


devastatingly handsome.


starter marriage behind me, dead and gone.


I grew up in a hometown that was small and crappy with a selection of radio music ranging from classic rock to southern classic rock.


I've been trained by the United States Government to put rounds into a large grapefruit from 300 meters.


I still call my mother on an almost weekly basis.


I still talk to the same morons I hung out with when he was eleven.


Much like my Father, I'm a big fan of telling you my opinion.


not surprisingly, I have an account on /.


I have a retarded wishlist full of geek goodies

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