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rub THIS for luck.

Subject: FW: Good Luck Penis
From: [unsuspecting bud]
To: slappyjack

Note: forwarded message attached.

[ list of forwardings... ]

Thought this was pretty cool actually. kind of funny...

[ further list of forwardings... ]

ANNOYING_ASS FORWARDED IMAGE

and of course, the reply:


Subject: Re: Good Luck Penis
From: SlappyJack
To: [list-o-suckers]

oooh..... deeeeaattthhhhh to youuuuuuuuu, pusher of junk forwarded
messages......

> This penis actually exists on the Big Island of Hawaii!
> In the city of Refuge (near Kona) Puuhonua o Honaunau.

Then how did it get into an email? more importanyly, why isnt there a
picture of IT in the image instead of little Tommy's wee-wee picture?

> This penis has been sent to you for good luck.

...well thank you, but no.

> It has been sent around the world nine or more times so far.

..."funny" variants of this have the number at "sixty-nine". ha ha.

> You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this penis.

If this is true, then why is it that the people who send these out
constantly still lead dreary little lives like the rest of us?

Wouldn't you think all the luck they should be getting forwarding this
shit around would put them in a posision of sipping mai-tais on a beach
somewhere?

> Send copies to people you think can use good luck or a good lei.

...or who you want to annoy by making them download a 60K email on their
modems at home.

> Don't send money as fate has no price.

...but bandwidth does.

> Do not keep this message.

...dont worry, thank you for your permission.

> The penis must leave your hands in 96 hours.

...again, variants say "69", because an email about a penis SHOULD have
the number 69 in it somewhere.

> Send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
> You will get a surprise.

...like a few messages like this one in your inbox.

-sj
webnazi


People, Listen Very Carefully:

  • THESE DO NOT DISPENSE LUCK, GOOD OR BAD.

  • THEY ARE BANDWIDTH SUCKING BULLSHIT CREATED BY PEOPLE THAT AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO WRITE VIRUSES.

  • PLEASE STOP.

  • IF THEY TRULY ARE FUNNY, PUT THEM ON A WEBSITE AND SEND A LINK.

Yeah, I know. I'm the asshole.

Slap Out.

30 Oct 2000

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