Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function
computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.
so its been a while...
Yeah yeah yeah... I been gone a week and a half. Big deal, like you guys read this more than once a month anyhow...
Reasons I haven't updated:
My Aunt sent me this damn email touting free shit again. This one was supposedly from the GAP where you forward it willingly to everyone you know and they'll see it and a coupon will magically pop up on your screen, which you then DO A PRINT SCREEN OF AND TAKE THAT PRINTOUT to the GAP and they'll give you free stuff!
In a fit o' rage I reply to all and explain in detail what a load of crap that is and ask people to knock it off.
...of course, it WAS peppered with my... um "exotic" form of speaking...Little did I notice tha fact that in this gigantor list of people was a) 30 bank tellers, and b) somewhere around 100 teachers from someplace called cook, in Illinois.
Let it suffice say that the Midwest housewives didn't take to well to it, getting me a reply of "GET A LIFE!!!" (because we all know the force given by an all caps email), and a couple that didn't have any problem with what I said, but the fact that i had "cussed" while doing it.
THEN, the best of all. Their sysadmin, who apparently knew anough to look yo my contact phone number online actually CALLS ME and tells me "he'll get me booted off my ISP" if I don't "take their domain out of my email list".
He did this at 6am my time, so i wasn't my typically perky self, but since I
KNOW goober the slack-jawed sysadmin is going to check in on me, I'll tell him
While I actually admire you being tenatious enough to actually track me
down and call me on the phone, I thought I'd better address your threat so you
don't make an ass of yourself the next time; or worse yet, piss off someone with
kung-fu better than mine.
While I actually admire you being tenatious enough to actually track me down and call me on the phone, I thought I'd better address your threat so you don't make an ass of yourself the next time; or worse yet, piss off someone with kung-fu better than mine.
You just may wanna know what the fuck you're talking about before you toss around threats.
...and the horse your wife rode.
SlappyJack I'd post the domain and egg on the script kiddies, but they ARE an edu, so it slides.
Tonight I actually watched "After Diff'rnt Strokes - the end to the Laughter" on TV. Not taking the title for face value was my first mistake.
The lad news tonight is that they finally found the dog
Two days ago this little dog climbes his ass into a pipe roughly 4 inches wider than he is. these pipes are no longer used, so the dog wont get drowned or anythign, but hes lost.
Suddenly Men of Action spring to the scene and start tearing up the fucking city of oakland looking for this little damn dog. Literally costiung the community tens of thousands of dollars in damages and using thousands of man-hours to find this little fucker. The city said they'd foot the bill for then crews and damages. Abunch of private ocntractors threw their resources intop the fray, too.
The owner basically said "Ooh, he sure is a rascal! I miss him! I hope we get him out!"
(I'm sure this 'tard spent the night in aa AOL "Lost Pets Support Group" Chat Room...)
The found him last night, but were having a lot of trouble getting to him because he'd keep on moving away from the loud and scary machines.
tonight they got him out.
Why am I ranting about this?
A year ago, the SAME DOG caused THE SAME PROBLEM from crawilg his flea-ridden ass INTO THE SAME FUCKING PIPE.
The SAME GODDAMN DOG.
People. I fucking hate 'em all.
'cept you, of course.
The Circut City commercial with the guy watching soccer - Genius.
I still don't recomment buying computer hardware from them, tho. They haven't a clue there.
The new Pathfinder commercial with the guys playing polo to Baba 'o Rilley?
16 May 00
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