Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function
computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.
so i dont update.
hey kids... I got a few folks lookin at this to see my PHP "skillz", so a little message for them...
Since I never update anymore, i figure I should put something up here, so a few random thoughts...
I'm sure you've all read my wife's Beefy Boy update this week, 'cause the only readers I get these days are her friends, and here's my side of it...
Saturday Night Flim-O-Rama:
I found the whole thing at the ATA far too disturbing to write about at first, but now that I've had a few to think back and ponder it...
Those fuckers at the webbies forgot me again.
How could one not love the bastion of good taste and common sense that is slappyjack.com? Hunh? How? HOW??? ANSWER ME, YOU PRETENTIOUS FUCKERS!!!
That fucking Turkish "I Kiss You" guy gets a nomination, and I don't.
Maybe If I fill the page up with a lot of oversized dorky images of myself they'll pick me next year. It's not like he spells any better than i do, that I could at least understand...
Be sure to check it out. Some of the sites are pretty good. Most of them are nothing but big corporate commercials, but some of them are pretty good.
I am one step closer "kept man" status, thank you very much.
Wifey got some new title that gives her extra cash in spite of the fact that she's nothing more that a suit what knows basic HTML.
Maybe I should learn to say things like "market share" and "target demographic" and learn to use bloated middleware to run a website and I can make the big coin, too.
I'll just learn to cook and tend to the young'uns.
Presidentially, we're once again fucked.
For those that don't know, Gay People STILL can't get married in california.
The option to vote for "None of the Above" didn't pass, either. Damn.
Work: Some days you just gotta let go.
14 Mar 00
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