NO! NO I'M NOT!
I'm currently looking for the NEXT Ex-Mrs. SlappyJack.
Webstuff by SlappyJack, Ver 2.0 is comin!
...before I get to explaining this whole flimflam mess, take a gander at THIS:
Oh yes, I got Brut.
I couldn't get it to scan, but here's a sample from:
The History of BRUT
Brut's success continues as the American soceity of Perfumers has awarded Brut the 1998 Perfumer's Choice Award in the category of Men's Classic Fragrance.
Today, men around the world wear the time-honored scent of Brut
..since I know you're wondering "Why the fuck is he telling us this?"...
But to get on with the update...
So I've had a week off to think about things and tinker with a redesign. I think I'm going to fall victim to the evil of frames and use them, but you may not even notice, and I think the general look is going to be similar to this with the colors and shit. Im also moving to a bit of dynamic shit using PHP and working on my scripting a bit. I've also decided to move to modern times and start playing with CSS and Layering, moving my ass into the realms of HTML 4.0, even if the assholes at both AOHell and Microsnot have managed to keep this from becoming a real standard yet.
The only other thing tha I had to tell you about was my most annoying gift of the holiday season was my $100 gift certificate to the FUCKING GAP from my wife.
My friend Shadee Ardalan accepted my plea for help to pick out said clothes, which I despise doing. she said "Sure, I'll tell you when to meet me there"
she told me, I was still 10 minutes late.
She saw me, walked up, and said "Your dressing room is ready."
I thought she was joking.
We went to this dressing room and she had some GAP flunky unlock one of the dressing rooms and there were neat little piles of clothes in there and I was mixed and matched and J was an extra $215 lighter and we were out ther door in 35 minutes.
I shit you not. it was my least painless clothing purchasing ever.
If you're a single guy in San Francisco email me, and i'll get you in touch with Shadee and she'll hook you up - I don't know her hourly consulting fee, but it wont take too long.
BTW, she's single and hot and a fantastic cook, too.
Allright. I gotta get the hell out of here and get to drinking.
Happy Millennium to you all.
I'll see ya next year hyuk hyuk....
31 Dec 99
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