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i fight not for what you say,
but for your right to say it.
even if I edit it
because you're an asshole.

As my many readers know, I tend to get some kooky people here at WbS, but this past week took the cake.

I am now being read by what is obviously 12 year-old boys.

Another thing my many readers know of and love is my infamous Kicks Ass/ Sucks Ass list of doom, which mayn people just LOVE playing on. I have no problem with this at all, people leavving stupid crap on there, and I even leave a little comment with their stuff...

but this doink took the cake.

you like how I keep talking about this site like its some kinda heavy traffic place? I'm deleroius from pining for my daily email fix from her keeblerness who's off doing even more writing that's better than mine
About two weeks ago I get this:

BIGNUT thinks:
GETTIN YOUR DICK SUCKED SUCKIN DICK

I blow it off, and a day later theres more crap thats crude beyond even my fucking capacity. True drivel. Unimaginative. not even Funny...

Being a responsible slap, I replace his crap with this:

ed note - BIGNUT has proven to be quite the moron, so I edited most of his shit. you can tell him what a fucking dink he is at: BIGNUT47@YAHOO.COM

feel free to use the email link!

and, of course, I feel compelled to send the following email:


You, sir, are a total moron.

-SlappyJack

I think nothing of it, and the next day i get this masterpiece of prose


NO, SLAP YOU ARE THE TOTAL MORON.
YOU ARE THE RETARD BASTARD THAT CAME
UP WITH THAT TOTALLY RETARDED WEBSITE.

BIGNUT

of COURSE, having to puff my chest up as the Alpha Geek


Real name on your emails...

Very Smart.

Typing in all caps, even better.

than again, YOU'RE the one posting 
all that idiotic crap.

See you online.

-Slappyjack


Seems that Mr Nut thinks he is quite the slippery sort, because he used even COOLER nicks for his next awesome attack:

COOLGUY thinks:
BIGNUT SLAPPYS RETARDED FAGGOT ASS
SLAPSUCKS thinks:
EVERYONE BUT SLAP SLAP
Now i cannot let this flury of wit and sarcasm go...

Our buddy BIGNUT is actually:

Thanks to Yahoo! for giving out the information of their loser customers so freely

Little Turd.


Now, you're all asking yourself, "Slap, so you know how to use Yahoo's stupid little people finder. What's the friggin point?"

Be careful about what you do out there kiddies. I found moron boy's info and slapped it up here in ten minutes.

Other people may not be so nice with it.


For those of you that are wondering about Kimme's Notepad, we split up. I'm the asshole.

'nuff said.

Slap out.

15 May 99

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