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Losing my Religion,
but finding Noodly Goodness

But Finding another one!

Bobby Henderson has formed his own church, and in doing so, has yet another theory of how we were all put on this big mudball in the first place.

Being that the State of Kansas is making the rounds on including religious doctrine in science class, a new prophet hs arisen, and he demands satisfaction.

Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen, has written an OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD advising them tht if they insist on teching religion in science class, then they need to include HIS religion.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

This theory is just as vavlid as Intelligent Design. I mean, he says hes got books telling him what happened, and he beleives it.

The basic run down of:

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

The Comprehensive Guide To:

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

In interesting side note it that the obvious marker of this as a valid religion is that there are already many sects that quibble on minor details that really dont mater: Should we Glorify HIM by dressing as Pirtes, or Ninjas.

While I agree with the fact that ninjas are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. Dressing as them is much more pleasing to HIM, I'm still fairly aligned with the Piratarians in basic beliefs.

More importantly: get your Kansas Museum of Science t-shirts here:

http://www.cafepress.com/venganza/741604

Plus, the head of the churrch apparently is looking for a gig: See is resume here.

You KNOW this is a valid religion, becasue I've has the link explaining it all was sent to me by not one, but TWO separate people this morning.

I think the Flying Spagheti Monster just touched me with his Noodly Goodness.


In other news, Happy Birthday, Framer!

Fifty. Goddamn, that's pretty fuckin' old.

Slap out

26 Aug 05

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