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Been a while, huh?

Hi, kids. ow the fuck are you?

For those of you not in the know, I'm in London, doing a litlte software evelopment gig. Some of you have gotten emails about it, most of you didn't becuause I don't know who the hell you are.

For the most part this is not important. I bring up the being in London becuase on top of all hte other cultuure shock thats smacking me in the face on an almost daily basis.

eg.: While at the pub with friends, I suddenly blurted out, "Hey, Monsignior, why the fuck is everything here so goddamn small?!"

The Monsignior simply grinned and shook his head.

But more important than that, I found the sole reason as to why drinking here is great:

Scrumpy Jack - not only does it have a great name, but it tastes pretty fucking good, too.

Can it get any better than that? No, I really don't think so. Scrumpy Jack is a cider, a favorite among beverage choices, tastes just swell, and was damn near named solely for me.

Welcome to the goddamned UK, chuckles.

Slap out

9 Apr 05

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