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happy.
valentine's
day.

 

When a girl says ''Let's just be friends'' what she really means is ''Please fill in the Gaps left by the guys I'm curently fucking.''

 

let's at least hope yours was good.

Most likely, I'm spending the night getting really fucking drunk.

 

rakastan te.

 

Slap out

13 Feb 05

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