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Done Deal.

The bonds of matrimony now and heretofore existing between the Petitioners are hereby wholly dissolved, set aside and forever held for naught, an absolute Decree of Divorce is hereby granted to the parties, and each of the parties are hereby restored to the status of a single, unmarried person;

DATED this 5th of Oct, 2004.
JUDGE ------ -. ------
DISTRICT COURT JUDGE
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Nov 20 1999 09:30 PM - Oct 05 2004 05:00 PM

Check your pools! Winners, depending on the wording of the pool, win with the following answers:

  • 4 Years, 10 Months, 23 Days (by the calendar)
  • 5 October 2004
  • 153858600 Seconds
  • 42738.5 Hours
  • 1780.7708333333 Days
  • 4.8788242009132 Years

For what it's worth, it was all-in-all pretty good. First part, especially.

Could have came out been worse, I guess. Could have wound up living in Western Pennsylvania or Ohio.
...or West Virginia.
...or fucking upstate New York.

Other lucky turnouts in this whole mess:

  • I've already gotten go get past the whole "Hello... Ira" happening befor ethe papers actally came through.
    really. Also, I didn't invoke "Ira" - you can blame Dik for that, but it fits.
    There was no Mr. Zero, unless maybe you maybe count CFNO. and Hutt.

  • I'm going to Europe next summer and will never have to leave the cities to go ride a horse through the mountains.

  • No longer required to discuss reality television.

  • Going to a restaurant: Make mine Smoking, Please.
    Excessive Smoking.
    Extra Phleghm.

Contrary to popular belief; Love you. Good luck.


In other news...

One of the good things to come from the marriage was that I got to meet George "Pap" Barber, Joc's Grandad.

Pap finally got his wish and passed away this last weekend. He was 95 years old.

Good Luck, Footsie. Watch out for that afterlife whiskey, I hear its got a helluva kick, no shit.

And I ain't bullshittin' ya, neither.

Slap out

13 Oct 04

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