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here's yer fuckin' update. now shut up.

Joshua Ellis writes a column titled All Tomorrow's Parties for Las Vegas CityLife
[ archived here ]

This week his column strted off like so:

Apparently there are men out there whose penises are too tiny for even the Hummer H2 to compensate for.

This is the kind of column I'd write if I knew how to write.

This is the column you should be reading instead of this titanic waste of time.

[ The silly truck mentioned in the article above can be found here ]

In other news, I took this picture for you all while I was at work:

love you.

Slap out

17 Aug 04

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