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Yet another entry about SPAM.

A few days ago I opened up my little inbox of joy, hoping to see something nice like my once-a-year piece-o-fanmail.

Of course, there are a dozen new messages.

Of course, none of them were fanmail.

Of course, they were all spam.

I normally run through my spam rapidly, forwarding it all to uce@ftc.gov for their "compilation of spam project",

For those of you who don't konw, the FTC sent out something a few months ago and the local news stations around here picked up on it. it was about the volume of spam going out, how it's growing exponentially, and what the gub'mentis looking to do about it.

All I really konw is that they would like people to forward all their spam to uce@ftc.gov so they can look at it. probably spend a few hunderd million dollars compling, categorizing and having meetings about it, then making their recommendation on legislative measures to be taken.

Of course, by the time they get this done, either email will either be obsolete, or spam will have grown into so big an industry that they can afford to form a PAC and use congress like its own personal puppet; much oil, tobacco, automotive, pharmecutical, entertainment, forestry, mining...

and not paying attention to its contents,

One DID do it's job of catching my eye:

Quite possible the most Offensive Thing I've seen next to my Exile Document

Yes kiddies, GWB is CUMMING TO GET YOU.

The site pushing this is www.absolutesextoys.com. You can find their offices here:


------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WHOIS ABSOLUTESEXTOYS.COM
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Organization:
      Wide Web Gold
      wide web Gold
      manzanares
      Caracas,  1080
      VE
      Phone: 58 558-998
      Email: widewebgold@hotmail.com

   Registrar Name....: Register.com
   Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
   Registrar Homepage: http://www.register.com

   Domain Name: ABSOLUTESEXTOYS.COM

      Created on..............: Mon, Jul 23, 2001
      Expires on..............: Wed, Jul 23, 2003
      Record last updated on..: Tue, Feb 18, 2003

   Administrative Contact:
      Wide Web Gold
      wide web Gold
      manzanares
      Caracas,  1080
      VE
      Phone: 58 558-998
      Email: widewebgold@hotmail.com

   Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
      Register.Com
      Domain Registrar
      575 8th Avenue - 11th Floor
      New York, NY 10018
      US
      Phone: 902-749-2701
      Fax..: 902-749-5429
      Email: domain-registrar@register.com

   Domain servers in listed order:

   DNS39.REGISTER.COM                                216.21.234.90     
   DNS40.REGISTER.COM                                216.21.226.90     
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If you happen to find yourself in Caracas, please accept my blessing of any action you may take in, near, or around their offices involving dripping paper sacks of dog poo or maybe three week old chum.

Maybe GWB could get all this Military shit out of his system by invading Venezuela.

They gots Oil!
They Poor!
And Fuckit, WE COULD JUST DRIVE THERE FROM TEXAS!

GOD   BLESS   MOTHERFUCKING   AMERICA,   MAN!

I think it's time to follow up on that Dutch work visa i applied for...

Slap out

19 Feb 03

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