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be like like Slappy...

You wanna be me? Until you have dinner party conversation on the level of...
"The only nickname I had in high school was, 'Hey, Faggot.'

That's the one that really stuck."

...you're not even close.

Slap Out

31 Jan 02

P.S. - For all you bitches that felt that you hadda e-mail my wife and bitch about my printing G-Man's comments about Northeast Women putting on the winter fat....

Why don'cha wipe the sand out of your vaginas, and FUCKING EMAIL ME DIRECTLY.

This postscript goes out to all you fat poor bitches out there. How you get so fat, being poor and all?

P.P.S. - Yes, I'm aware her site is down. No, I don't know why.

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