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super thoughts on a super bowl.

I'd like to apologize to the Football Gods personally for all the not-football shit they feel must go on these days during the last and biggest game of the season.

I don't like it. Most of us don't. I'd like to slap around those who do.

We are very, very sorry, Mr. Lombardi.

Great game, when they were allowed to play.

Even if the Pats shouldn't have even been there.

The ONLY good thing about the Paul McCartney appearance was him singing with Terry Bradshaw.

I don't care if my wife is going to see this or not:



Why were all those teenagers ON THE FRIGGIN' FIELD?

What fucking crackhead prick suit executive bastard had the idea to scroll the names of the dead while keeping that obnoxious crowd of teenagers cheering and yelling "WOOOOO!!! AMERICAAAA!!!!!" while Bono strutted around?

You don't see that shit at a Stanley Cup game, that's for sure.

So much for solemn.

Slap Out

3 Feb 02

Addendum! - 4 Feb 02

G-Man sed:

Subject: Re:
   Date: Mon, 4 Feb 2002 11:41:36 -0600 (CST)
   From: G-Man
     To: SlappyJack

> In other news, what the fuck was up with that halftime show?

I was sayin'... what in your opinion, expresses patriotism better? Aging
Irish rockers who sold out? Or Britney and her big American breasts?

Go Pats. Scenes from Boston celebrations confirm the theory, New England
chicks are "not pretty." And will someone ask Kurt Warner why he's not
talking about Jesus in defeat? Doesn't the man up there have a plan? Or
did Satan win the Super Bowl?

Dik had this to say:

Yeah, well, solemn and the Super Bowl don't really go hand in hand, do
they?  It was a well-intentioned (I guess) but misplaced gesture.  And I
don't know what 9/11 has to do with a fucking football game anyway.

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