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no. i don't like you, either.

no. i don't like you, either.

People say to me "...but slappy, don't you like anyone?"

Nope.

"You dislike everyone?"

To one degree or another...

"Well, don't you have friends?"

Oh, yeah, I do. They're just the people i dislike the less that you.


Love you all...

Slap Out

10 Sep 01

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