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i'm bored

I'm bored.

However I was surfing the internet and found:

APPLICATIONS LIKE THIS ARE TRUE REASON FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THE INTERNET

They also have a little thingie where you can put in messages for the masses, and this suddenly sprung to my mind:

Remember, never put anything in your ass that you wouldn't put in your mouth, even if only momentarialy
Please, please, please email me with something entertaining...

Slap Out

16 Aug 01

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