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you wish you were me.

I just got back from wearing my Slappyjack.com "YOU ANNOY ME" t-shirt to the Webbys Post-Awards party.

High point of the evening was me and Paul Jack talking to this really drunk woman about my selling sex toys for a living. I went to get a postcard from joc to give to this person when she turns to Paul Jack and says...

"You know, I think i did him once..."

The onlt event that evening that even runs a close second was shamus? deftly executing a grab and hold of my testicles. If you wanna know about that you can just ask him.

I refuse to talk about it, but my wife doesn't.

Yeah, you wish you were me.

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18 Jul 01

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