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This is quite possibly the most sickest thing ever.

So today we're talking about the new site and how we want to get reader-submited erotica. I jump on the newsgroups and I find this:

When I opened my eyes, I saw Spock, standing at
Vorik's head, coming into his mouth as my
mother stood pressed behind him, pinching his nipples.

Where did I find this little gem of text, you ask?

alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated

I started writing this after I read that sentence. I just went back to the story and it gets EVEN BETTER!

That's when I realized that my mother had her strap-on shoved up Spock's ass
Now, I'm all for being sex-positive and allowing people whatever kinks they may have so long as they don't hurt others, but...

Please, if you write for that newsgroup, please, for the love of God, go get yourself some threapy.

Slap Out

11 May 01

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