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Spammin' Suit-ass Non-tech
I come home from the office today to find this little gem in my inbox:
the bst thing about that big bandwidth sucking graphic at the bottom is that it was actually about 30 litlte graphics all jammed fucked-uppedly into a frameset.
and the little people on the right hand side? That was animated, as if they were being magnetically drawn to slappyjack.com against their own will. Flying through the internet unknowingly to meet their doom.
All of the images were links were to a script on their site that probably tracked that I exist and so on and so forth. All the links in the site that I turned off did the same thing.
of course... I retort.
So i went to look up these assholes' WHOIS info and i see that they dont even have a proper email address for their contact.
email@example.com is supposedly the head dude. I sent him a copy of the email. If you got a second why dont you tell him what an asshole he is - wait. you can't.
It just bouced.
Or smurf his network.
Open season, kiddies.
4 Apr 01
ADDENDUM! - 9 Aug 03
Today I get this email from Ed Kohler, whos company actually does what Traffic Magnet claims to. I used to think this kinda of work was just rediculous suit bullshit until I saw it done properly.
Anyway, a while ago, Ed wrote "Who is Sarah Williams of TrafficMagnet?", which has all sorts of links to info about WHAT GIANT ASSHOLES THESE FUCKERS REALLY ARE.
I tell you, every day there seeme to be less and less reason for accepting anything from outside the country. really.
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